Been Awhile
Ok I know it has been awhile since my last post (well for me anyway). So much has happened. So lets just jump right in shall we.

Last Wed I head to work after crim law and realize that we have a visit from the head of my dept. I'm not talking me (yes I am a dept head, who the hell would have guessed), but from the operations and marketing manager from back east. WTF?!?! I'm on holidays next week, LC is on holidays and so is our store's marketing manager. We are so fucked! So I have an hour long panic attack and about 4 cigs and halfway through run into LC who asks why the hell I care so much. Excuse me? Have you seen the dept lately?

I had invited R and LC for dinner Thurs night, she said she would get back to me. Wait around apres work to realize that LC is having a mani pedi at a day spa in the mall (must be nice :). So another friend, L and I have a glass of wine on the patio at work. Yes I got buzzed after one glass, had not eaten since about 10:30 that morning and it was now after 7. So LC comes by and says to come over so her and R can go over everything I need to know for the upcoming 2 weeks that I will be staying at their apartment. Halfway home (where I am driving buzzed like a madwoman) I'm thinking I will just pull in all the laundry and finish it later, and attempt to shovel something in my mouth because I am seriously starving. R calls and says he is making burgers and asks if I want one. Hell yes, but how did we go from me inviting them to my place for dinner to them making me dinner at their place? Whatever.

Also on Thurs I get a text from xbf. Yes he did finally learn how to txt even if there was not a single space between words and some where spelt wrong. He wants to hang out some time this week. Told him I would shoot a couple games of pool with him. That's it.

Fast foreward to Sat. Supposed to go to a local bar with sisters. Two were wasted at the restaurant before we got anywhere near the bar. I also got a txt from LC saying that her and R were at the pub (which I far prefer to the bar we were at). Decided to bail early, stating that I got a txt from xbf (they don't have to know it was a couple days before) and decided to hook up with him. Aight told a little lie, but playing pool and chilling at the pub was a much better alternative.

Yesterday I was going to R and LC's to start my housesitting/ catsitting. Earlier in the week I had told everyone to come for dinner and even asked who was coming on Fri. I'm talking to a very hungover CC when an equalling hungover C calls. She says she can't make it cuz she has to clean her house cuz her bf is coming over. She claims she knew this when I invited her to dinner. Which prompted me (in an angry PMS state) to call her a sell out and hang up. She called me back twice and left a bitchy vm where she cries at the end. So I txt her saying that all she had to do was tell me I'm not sure can I let you know or a simple no. She responded by saying that she thought she would get everything done on Sat and didn't. So I reply with fine. And for me it was done, I was over it, I explained my point of view, she explained hers. Simple, done moving on I'll see her Mon or Tues right. Wrong. She sends me an attitude laced txt about how she is sick of explaining herself to people. WTF? You piss someone off you explain yourself. Period. I did, she did it should have been over.

I've realized that the cat, B, has more freaking hiding places that Osama. Seriously, I searched the entire apartment (indoor cat) several times before I found her. And she usually hides in R and LC's room, but the door is closed and she can't get in there. Crazy.

Went to make breakfast this morning. Decided that the bacon sounded good with eggs and toast. Didn't even get to the eggs cuz while trying to remove the bacon grease from the pan I managed to spill the hot hot grease all over my left index finger. So I stood at the sink with my left hand under cold water, trying to eat and drink my coffee. Called EZ (has 1st aid) asking what I should do. Txt R asking if he has a 1st aid kit. Nope have to go to neighbour's. Not doing that while in pjs etc. Call Mom (yes Ma I know that only my accident-prone self could pull something like that). Really hurt to take a shower or if I have to hold a ciggy in that hand but other than that the pain seems to have subsided. Moral of the story here; never attempt to make bacon or pour out bacon grease before consuming a minimum of 1 cup of coffee, in fact just cook in microwave where the paper towel soaks up all the grease and all the clean up involves is throwing out the cooled paper towels.

More later this week, appologies for the uber long post.

Update on the C fight!!! Apparently she is no long mad at EZ (who completely blew up at her and screamed at her about everything) but is still "not ready to talk to T". Yeah, EZ, CC and I all talked about it tonight and none of us gets that one. So we are going over to her house tomorrow night and as CC's bf says are staging an intervention. Basically we call it a truth night and all 4 of us let loose. EZ, CC and I are a little terrified. Update to follow tomorrow or Wed.